Chuck Norris

Come on, you knew this had to happen to this blog at one point. BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS IS THAT COOL. I mean – when Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris doesn’t feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t consider it sex if the woman lives.

Chuck Norris’ penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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